Haha, well, once upon a time my gym teacher thought that dodgeball would be a brilliant idea. After being pelted in the head several times, I tried to think of ways to make my situation better. THE ANSWER? Homestuck.
(In my head, Jade is the most dangerous dodgeball player ever, on account of her impeccable aim with projectiles. She’d be shotgunning those balls at people. All who opposed her would be concussed at best.)